Thursday, May 17, 2007

#7 - You are dead to me! - 5/24

Most primitive and not-so primitive cultures celebrate transition as a simultaneous act of destruction and creation. Because one can't create without destroying first. So in honor of my departure from AOL, but not creative endeavors, I will buy drinks for the person who can come up with the best way to kill me.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

The best way to kill anyone is by dropping a bees nest on their head while they are tied to train tracks... so this is how I will kill you.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

to kill you? hmnm, one open ended credit card, a weekend with me and we'll see which gives out first, the heart of the brain.

unklemunki said...

Softly, with my song.

So Gross said...

the best way to kill you? unlimited revisions with an indecisive group of marketers!!

Unknown said...

You will be killed by Will. Will is this ill pill that kills for a shill. He'll fill your swill with chilled poisoned quills. We'll reel and squeal while you feel real unhealed and seal the deal.